They Put Tim Tebow And Kenny Mayne In A Room Together, And The World Didn't Explode

Not to horn in on TSB colleague and Teebows ↵enthusiast Dan Shanoff -- who has already noted this, obviously -- but, man ... Tim Tebow, man. He's really something. ↵Dedicated weirdo and SportsCenter glory days anchor Kenny Mayne is about ↵the last person I'd expect to have a fantastic interview with the ↵world's most genuine person, but apparently ↵it worked out OK: ↵
↵⇥KM: Do you have a girlfriend? Or is there a chance for this girl? ↵⇥

↵⇥TT: I don't even know if she's still in school. I'll never say never ↵⇥to anything, but no, I don't have a girlfriend. ↵⇥

↵⇥

↵⇥KM: If I'm reading between the lines correctly, it sounds like she's ↵⇥in the running. ↵⇥

↵⇥TT: I wouldn't say that. ↵
↵

↵It's fortunate that Tebow is about the least frightening 250-pound ↵ambulatory rod of steel imaginable, because I can see that line of ↵questioning going badly with many others. Kenny Mayne ↵PROTIP: don't attempt to interview Shawne Merriman. He ↵might throw Tila Tequila through your sternum. Even more bizarre is that ↵Tebow seems to roll with the punches in a way that I'm guessing most ↵self-proclaimed 22-year-old virgins would not be able to: ↵

↵
↵⇥

↵⇥KM: So what you're saying is you can't run a methamphetamine lab? ↵⇥

↵⇥

↵⇥TT: That phase was more during my freshman year of high school. I got ↵⇥out of it by junior year. ↵⇥

↵⇥

↵⇥KM: What's your opinion on homeschooling, since you went that ↵⇥route? ↵⇥

↵⇥

↵⇥TT: The methamphetamine route? ↵⇥

↵⇥

↵⇥KM: Wow. I had no idea you'd be so liberal. ↵⇥

↵
↵

↵Yeah, truly, the Tebow Child can do anything: win national titles, run ↵meth labs, show up in pictures next to hot women he'd never even think ↵of fooling around with -- and that's the term he'd undoubtedly use -- and ↵trade zingers with Kenny Mayne. After reviving vaudeville with Kenny, ↵the only thing left is to open up North Korea with a diplomatic visit. ↵Pyongyang Bowl? Yes? Yes? ↵

↵

↵No. OK, right, I get that was a bad idea. ↵

↵

This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

Latest News

In This Article

Topics
X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior users will need to choose a permanent username, along with a new password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

I already have a Vox Media account!

Verify Vox Media account

Please login to your Vox Media account. This account will be linked to your previously existing Eater account.

Please choose a new SB Nation username and password

As part of the new SB Nation launch, prior MT authors will need to choose a new username and password.

Your username will be used to login to SB Nation going forward.

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Join SBNation.com

You must be a member of SBNation.com to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at SBNation.com. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.