Back away, wayward Tennessee Vols in your getaway Priuses; there's a new pair of frontrunners out of East Carolina in hot pursuit of the most outlandishly boneheaded suspension of the year. Pirates DB Leonard Paulk and RB Jonathan Williams have -- you know what, this is the sort of story that sells itself, so I'm just going to get out of its way and let it happen:
↵The Memphis Commercial Appeal reported that Paulk and Williams scuffled during the AutoZone Liberty Bowl awards luncheon and nearly flipped over a table while fighting over a dessert. According to the paper, one player had the other in a headlock and was hitting him.↵
Both East Carolina and Arkansas' players, coaches and administration members were in attendance as well as bowl officials and dignitaries.
That's right. Dignitaries at the Liberty Bowl.