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Skip Holtz And USF Making Passionate Eyes At Each Other

East Carolina coach Skip Holtz is the leading candidate to replace Jim Leavitt at South Florida, according to the St. Pete Times. If you're wondering if ECU to USF is a lateral move, the answer is "no," but that's certainly no slight to ECU. USF sits in the middle of the Sunshine State recruiting buffet, plays in a BCS conference, and when successful has the potential for far more lucrative and visible bowl tie-ins than ECU. (Yes, they went to the International Bowl this year, but the Orange is waiting in a championship year.)  

Additionally, Skip Holtz will be able to enjoy all the perks of living in the Tampa Bay area. Yup. Those perks, like...like getting paid more to do his job at USF than at East Carolina. Oooh! And the Dali Museum! If Skip Holtz were a 15 year old who liked to drop acid and stare at paintings, that would totally be a perk of the job. Skip Holtz, for the record, is a clean-living 45 year old man. His father, on the other hand, might be down for some consciousness-expanding fun if his work on ESPN is any indication. 

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When Dr. Lou opens his eyes in the morning

everything already looks like a Dali painting.

by untexan on Jan 12, 2010 11:50 AM EST reply actions  

YES!!!

Go Skip, Go! Pave the way for the inevitable Mike Leach hiring at ECU! Who wouldn’t want this to happen?

by Portmanteur on Jan 12, 2010 1:50 PM EST reply actions  

wait....

are you insinuating that Lou doesn’t imbibe heinous amounts of narcotics into his body on a daily basis?

i once saw the guy snort a sterno on a bet. total fiends, those Holtz’s.

side note: Lou Holtz looks more and more like dr. hubert farnsworth every day.

Eat what the monkey eats, then eat the monkey. -U.S. Navy survival guidance

by psudrozz on Jan 12, 2010 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

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