I really shouldn't like these as much as I do, but I can't help myself. I know, they're very common, but they still make me laugh. Can you shoot a ball into a hoop? Excellent, you'd make a great used car salesman! Who cares if you talk in a monotone! Local celebrities sell!â†µ
But there's a difference between selling cars and selling lasik surgery, so Gerry McNamara, take a bow.
Not bad, not bad. But still, Gerry, twice as many shots? That's not believable, you made tons of shots at Syracuse anyway. DID YOU NOT GET THE MEMO THAT YOU SHOULDN'T SAY RIDICULOUS THINGS TO SELL A PRODUCT!â†µ
Maybe Gerry should take lessons from Tyler Hansbrough. The less you talk, the more you sell.â†µ