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Urban Meyer Stars In: The Best Recruiting Tactic Ever

If this is true, Urban Meyer may be the most ruthless and brilliant recruiter ever. When life gives you a potentially life-threatening medical condition, make potentially life-threatening medical condition-ade, kids:

“Sharrif was really confused and put a call into Coach Meyer. When they spoke Coach Meyer told him that he had a ‘dream’ the night before, and that Coach Meyer saw himself on the sideline coaching Sharrif. Told him that is was a "message from God that I should come back and coach, as I guess if it’s my time to die, I’d rather die on the sidelines coaching you than anywhere else in the world.

“Sharrif talked to us the next day and said Ohio State is great and all, but Coach Meyer said he would DIE for me. That’s pretty intense…

Cue the applause, because the only step past that is actually threatening to kill yourself to get a recruit. 3/1 on Houston Nutt, 5/2 on Lane Kiffin, and 8/1 that Nick Saban threatens to kill a recruit if he doesn’t come to Bama.

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Wow talk about a bunch of BS

If a recruit is swayed by that stupid comment he deserves to go play where the coward Urban Meyer has no idea what the word discipline means!

by Rocky63215 on Jan 15, 2010 11:21 AM EST reply actions  

you're off

I would put it at 3/1 that Saban would threaten to kill a recruit…..

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by Jon Johnston on Jan 15, 2010 11:28 AM EST reply actions  

Nick Saban wouldn't dirty his hands

Besides, it’s tough to carry both the garrote and the step stool in an inconspicuous manner.

by Boy Howdy on Jan 15, 2010 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Nick Saban doesn't have time for this shit

"I'm colonel cool! And I'm the captain on this rocket to the stars!"

by psuphiman80 on Jan 15, 2010 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

I think this disturbing on a number of levels...

How is UrMy getting these dumb-ass PARENTS to believe this crap?
Has anyone checked if Tank Black is out of prison and back in Gainesville?

by Tap2Times on Jan 15, 2010 1:48 PM EST reply actions  

you guys are way off

Urban was dreaming that he was at a Prince concert and they played the song “I would die for you.” Geez, get a life.

by gatorking70 on Jan 18, 2010 12:41 PM EST reply actions  

"Sharrif talked to us the next day and said Ohio State is great and all, but Coach Meyer said he would DIE for me. That’s pretty intense…

This kid will fit in better in a SEC team, he is so smart

Careful what you say, there would be great irony if he was to drop dead on the sidelines next year. But dehydration does not happen to people who get Gatoraid for free, and after signing day he will announce his doctors told him he must leave football.

by WHFellowes on Jan 24, 2010 11:27 AM EST reply actions  

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