Apparently, Jets coach Rex Ryan felt that the Colts were a little low on locker room fodder, so he donated something to the cause. From Pro Football Talk:
"It's going to be the combo platter," Ryan said of his defensive schemes today. "You come after them some, play some coverages, and then mix some coverages that he's never seen before."
Yes, friends, over the past week, Rex Ryan has invented a defensive system that the NFL, in its nearly century-old history, has failed to come up with on its own. What could this possibly involve? Medieval weaponry? Manipulation of spacetime? Helmets mounted with loudspeakers emanating the nonlethal frequency that makes people vomit? Food? Yeah...probably food.
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