iPad Will Have iBaseball, Also Still Just Be Huge iPhone

I watched the iPad liveblog over at Gizmodo, and came away with what you likely came away with from watching the furor over Apple's latest piece of species-evolving technology: the iPad is an iPhone. A huge, expensive, awkward, extremely breakable iPhone. More precisely, it is the iPhone specifically designed to fit in the enormous hands of Na'avi tribespeople, and was created because Steve Jobs believes Avatar is real. (Which, for Steve Jobs, it may very well be.) 

When did I sour on the product? Besides the second I looked at it and realized it was a large, extremely inconvenient iPhone, or an expensive laptop without a keyboard? Probably when they said MLB.com was on board. 

Of course baseball would like it. After all, it is just an iPhone on steroids HEY-OOOOO.