7. JamesOn Curry And The Joys Of NBA Socks

Some may snicker at JamesOn Curry’s recent brush with the NBA. As SB Nation’s Ridiculous Upside noted, he lasted… well, four seconds. That must be some kind of record, right?

Well, maybe. But that’s beside the point. Even if he suffered the ignominy of being the NBA’s Moonlight Graham, I bet he still got his hands on some of those socks, eh? Fresh NBA socks?

Like Lobster or First Class travel—expensive, but once you’ve experienced the joys of brand new NBA socks, there’s no turning back. In the league, I imagine teams handing out giant 24-packs. Just an orgy of cushiony, low cut, perfect little feet miracles. Mmmmm.

Not saying I’m saying it, but… Are NBA socks the coolest part of making the NBA? Maybe.

So, bruised ego or not, I bet JamesOn’s feet are feeling reeeeal comfy in some fresh NBA socks right now. sOme people catch all the breaks.