Saints Fans Converting to Jews For Bresus

Super Bowl fever has gotten to everyone in New Orleans no matter the race, creed or religion. And that's where the following "prayer" comes in. While the Jewish religion doesn't really believe in the concept of saints, It seems that the Jewish population in New Orleans has decided to whole-heartedly follow at least one Saint without pause. This email, originated from the Kosher Cajun New York Deli & Grocery in Metairie, LA, was sent in from a Saints fan who is part of a mass conversion…to Jews for Bresus.

Dayenu

Here is a special prayer that will be read throughout Jewish homes in South Louisiana this Passover.

Had he receded the floodwater and not given us our team back
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us our team and not provided a Payton
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided a Payton and not signed a Bresus
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he signed a Bresus and not drafted a Bush
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he drafted a Bush and not found a Colston in the 7th round
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he found a Colston in the 7th round and not provided the 2006 season
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided the 2006 season and not a win on Monday night home opener
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he a win on Monday night home opener and not a NFC South title
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC South title and not a trip to Chicago
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a trip to Chicago and not given us two seasons to remind us they are still the Saints
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us two seasons to remind us they are still the Saints and not given us 2009 season
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us the 2009 season and not provided 10 straight wins
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he provided 10 straight wins and not a win on Monday night against New England
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a win on Monday night against New England and not a NFC South title
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC title and not home field in the playoffs
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us home field in the playoffs and not a NFC Championship
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a NFC Championship and not a Super Bowl versus a Manning
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a Super Bowl versus a Manning and not a Super Bowl Title
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

Had he given us a Super Bowl Title and not the world largest victory parade Mardi Gras!
Dayenu, It would have been enough for us

He has provided all of these things and for this we are grateful.

Become a black and gold convert.
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Bless You Boys

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