Saints Fans Converting to Jews For Bresus

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↵Super Bowl fever has gotten to everyone in New Orleans no matter the race, creed or religion. And that's where the following "prayer" comes in. While the Jewish religion doesn't really believe in the concept of saints, It seems that the Jewish population in New Orleans has decided to whole-heartedly follow at least one Saint without pause. This email, originated from the Kosher Cajun New York Deli & Grocery in Metairie, LA, was sent in from a Saints fan who is part of a mass conversion…to Jews for Bresus. ↵

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↵⇥Dayenu ↵⇥

↵⇥Here is a special prayer that will be read throughout Jewish homes in South Louisiana this Passover. ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he receded the floodwater and not given us our team back
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he given us our team and not provided a Payton ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he provided a Payton and not signed a Bresus ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he signed a Bresus and not drafted a Bush ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he drafted a Bush and not found a Colston in the 7th round ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he found a Colston in the 7th round and not provided the 2006 season ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he provided the 2006 season and not a win on Monday night home opener ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he a win on Monday night home opener and not a NFC South title ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he given us a NFC South title and not a trip to Chicago
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he given us a trip to Chicago and not given us two seasons to remind us they are still the Saints ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he given us two seasons to remind us they are still the Saints and not given us 2009 season ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he given us the 2009 season and not provided 10 straight wins
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he provided 10 straight wins and not a win on Monday night against New England ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he given us a win on Monday night against New England and not a NFC South title ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he given us a NFC title and not home field in the playoffs
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he given us home field in the playoffs and not a NFC Championship
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he given us a NFC Championship and not a Super Bowl versus a Manning
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he given us a Super Bowl versus a Manning and not a Super Bowl Title
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥Had he given us a Super Bowl Title and not the world largest victory parade Mardi Gras! ↵⇥
↵⇥Dayenu, It would have been enough for us ↵⇥

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↵⇥He has provided all of these things and for this we are grateful. ↵⇥

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↵⇥Become a black and gold convert. ↵⇥
↵⇥Join Drews for Bresus today ↵⇥
↵⇥Bless You Boys
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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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