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If you're like me, when you think of rampant promiscuity, deviant sexual behavior and dirty, dirty girls...you think of Buddhism. Well, you're not just like me, you're also like Fox News' Brit Hume, who thinks the best move Tiger Woods can make to repair himself is to convert to Christianity.
But wait, Tiger, before you make up your mind, be sure you've explored all of your repentant options. Judaism could be a good fit as well, cause they like to keep things fun.
Rabbi Irwin Kula told the Jewish Journal that the Nike spokesman -- and the rest of us -- should learn from the patriarchs that you can't "just do it" when "it" is wrong.
There was no clarification provided as to whether or not "it" means adultery, abusing Ambien, driving under the influence or some combination of all three.
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I thought he meant it as P.R. advice
which wouldn’t be so horrible. Then I watched the clip and realized Hume meant it as personal advice because Buddhism isn’t a religion that can handle Tiger’s problems.
The stupid, it burns.
by Kineslaw on Jan 3, 2010 11:41 PM EST reply actions
People forget that when Siddhattha Gotama devised The Four Noble Truths of Buddhism, there happened to be a loophole saying that you can cheat on your wife as much as possible, especially when strippers are involved. Thank you Brit Hume for pointing this out and for leading Tiger onto the path of Christianity, where there has never been a single recorded incident of an infidelity.
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by ZombieMonta on Jan 4, 2010 2:04 AM EST reply actions
Tiger is a Buhdist?
Well I have to agree that Christ will bring peace upon your soul in any situation but I cant help but wonder maybe he should turn Muslim and have 28 wives. Since it is allowed and encouraged. Now that I think about it I think im turning Muslim 2 lol jk
by KingSam on Jan 4, 2010 11:25 AM EST reply actions
@kingdumb
Actually, no it is not, it rarely happens and it definitely is not “encouraged”. You must be thinking about Christianity where if you look around, anything goes, dozens of women, little boys whatever, just remember to repent afterwards if you want to enter heaven – jesus forgives, and all that good stuff, even if you reject everything of the bible and just say ‘i believe’.
by Xad on Jan 4, 2010 9:36 PM EST up reply actions
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