Pro Bowl Start Time And Schedule

Here's the schedule for Sunday's Pro Bowl festivities in Miami:

2:00 P.M. Eastern -- Jared Allen chases floating balloon, ends up in bad part of town

2:30 -- Elvis Dumervil eats a hot dog so big that you would not believe how big it is

3:00 (approx.) -- Our Pro Bowl coverage starts, courtesy of our Giants blogger and Jaguars blogger

4:00 -- Limousine to Sun Life Stadium gets a flat tire. Chris Johnson gets out, installs tow kit, and pulls it along while running. It ends up being faster that way.

5:30 -- Guy in stands is already drunk on wine coolers, yells "MANNING'S A BUM" until physically restrained

7:20 -- Pro Bowl starts

10:20 -- The Pro Bowl ends, the masses shuffle home, you have to go to work tomorrow, you know this, and you let out a long, protracted sigh

12:00 -- Tony Romo arrives, wonders where everybody is, decides to make himself useful by sweeping up confetti