Just minutes after the Fiesta Bowl halftime show, Boise State Sad Cowbell Girl (BSSCG) launched into Internet History and began the Uninspired Cowbell Twang That Launched A Thousand Animated GIFs. We all spent the rest of the game trying to figure out how we could have fun with the image of her despondent bell-smacking effort.
Turns out, we’re all evil monsters (then again, you already knew that). According to a Boise State student and a Chicago sportswriter , BSSCG is actually blind, which explains why she seemed so nonplussed with a camera right in her face.
I do not look forward to our time in hell together, playing cowbell for all of eternity.
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Boise State Sad Cowbell Girl Is Blind, We Are All Monsters
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Doesn't it kind of make it that much more funny?
by JazzyUte on Jan 5, 2010 2:02 AM EST reply actions
yeah
it does because the ultimate joke is on all of us……
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by Jon Johnston on Jan 5, 2010 11:41 AM EST up reply actions
Nonplussed by use of "nonplussed"
“Nonplussed” means confused, not listless.
by Not nonplussed on Jan 5, 2010 3:03 AM EST reply actions
She was confusedless
by JazzyUte on Jan 5, 2010 3:31 AM EST up reply actions
Dick
That comment earns a dick rating of 6
http://www.cracked.com/article_15664_9-words-that-dont-mean-what-you-think.html
by hisserbee on Jan 7, 2010 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
am I the only one who is impressed by the fact that she is blind and can play percussion?
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by Joe Kutsunis on Jan 5, 2010 10:47 AM EST reply actions
yes
by JayDoc on Jan 5, 2010 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
i can live with that
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by Joe Kutsunis on Jan 5, 2010 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
I'd be way more impressed if she was deaf and could play percussion.
So what can you say?
by Spazzy Mcgee on Jan 5, 2010 3:47 PM EST up reply actions
I'd be more impressied if she were armless and could play a percussion.
by JazzyUte on Jan 6, 2010 11:27 PM EST up reply actions
I still have no idea why out of all the people who RT’d the first article SBnation put out, she picked ME to rat on. It was just @SBnation and @UZworm that she complained to :(
Bills fan? In Colorado? It's more likely than you think.
by UZ on Jan 6, 2010 3:34 AM EST reply actions
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