Hear me out here. I've been trying to follow the plot of this musical (or whatever it is), and the only conclusion I can reach is that the story of this musical was written by an overly imaginative five-year-old. Look:
Olympic Stuff
By Brandon, age 5
Once upon a time there was a fish kind of thing, but it had a cat or something on its butt.
Then a bunch of fish swam around.
And then the water turned into ice and an old weird guy had a stick. He hit the ground with his stick and there were lights and people dancing around.
But, suddenly!!!!!! There was a giant bear, and then the ice broke up (because there was a giant bear).
But it was okay, because then the people were on a birthday cake and then they started flying around.
And then Batman played the violin on a canoe that was flying around in the air.
THE END
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I'm Pretty Sure The Opening Ceremony Musical Was Written By A 5-Year-Old
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I trust the judgment of 5-year olds to be better than this.
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by BringBackBobby on Feb 12, 2010 11:03 PM EST reply actions
The worst was the fiddle part... Were they trying to say
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by Tim Riordan on Feb 13, 2010 2:33 AM EST reply actions
They were trying to show the different influences in fiddling across the country
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by PPP on Feb 13, 2010 9:23 PM EST up reply actions
my
11 year old son named the bear “Joe” just in case you were wondering. He said the ice broke up and the bear left because nobody would give him a hug.
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by Jon Johnston on Feb 13, 2010 10:12 AM EST reply actions
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