Your USA-Switzerland Fashion Update: Swiss Are In; USA Are Auf'd

While we wait for someone to score in this USA-Switzerland quarterfinal match, I thought it would be a good time to point out what we’re all thinking: The Swiss uniforms are a work of art:

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Simple. Classic. With an understated, less is more approach to design. Unlike America, which went with stars with FLAMES coming off of them and the letters "U-S-A" as big as possible across the chest.

Not that I’ve noticed their outfits or anything. Because I’m ALL MAN BABY and couldn’t care less about the latest winter sporting fashions.

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