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POLL: What's The Best Caption For This Devin Thomas Photo?

by Andrew Sharp • Feb 4, 2010 8:52 AM EST

I live in Washington D.C., but I'm not a Redskins fan, so the name Devin Thomas doesn't mean a whole lot to me. I know he's a receiver, he went to Michigan State, and I once met a waitress who said she had a friend who "totally dated Devin Thomas for a few weeks."

She was a waitress in a strip club.

Anyway, Devin Thomas. Everything I knew about him is now obscured by this ridiculous, ridiculous photo from Young, Black, and Fabulous. Below, pick the best caption:

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Poll
What does this photo say?
"Oh, my fault. Didn't you see there. I was just about to wash my face in this sink. Brush my teeth. You got a Q-tip? ... Yeah. Yeah I can look straight into the camera."
5 votes
"The average female gets pregnant 3.3 times in her lifetime. This picture could be the .3. It's DT, baby."
23 votes
"Art Monk? He had his day. Now it's Devin's turn. We pimpin in longjohns, baby. The NFC East aint ready."
17 votes
"What up girl? Yeah I was just sleeping. These are my pajamas. What's that? Yeah, I had to wake up in the middle of the night and unbutton them. Cause sexy don't sleep. Had to let the sexy out. What up girl?"
78 votes
"Americans eat 100 acres of pizza every day. That's 350 slices per second. Crazy, right?"
14 votes

137 votes | Poll has closed

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