POLL: What's The Best Caption For This Devin Thomas Photo?

I live in Washington D.C., but I'm not a Redskins fan, so the name Devin Thomas doesn't mean a whole lot to me. I know he's a receiver, he went to Michigan State, and I once met a waitress who said she had a friend who "totally dated Devin Thomas for a few weeks."

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She was a waitress in a strip club.

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Anyway, Devin Thomas. Everything I knew about him is now obscured by this ridiculous, ridiculous photo from Young, Black, and Fabulous. Below, pick the best caption:

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