I live in Washington D.C., but I'm not a Redskins fan, so the name Devin Thomas doesn't mean a whole lot to me. I know he's a receiver, he went to Michigan State, and I once met a waitress who said she had a friend who "totally dated Devin Thomas for a few weeks."â†µ
She was a waitress in a strip club.
Anyway, Devin Thomas. Everything I knew about him is now obscured by this ridiculous, ridiculous photo from Young, Black, and Fabulous. Below, pick the best caption:â†µ