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Luke's Guide To The Super Bowl In Miami

Luther Campbell, better known as just Luke, was a member and leader of the Miami rap group 2 Live Crew. He was also prominently involved in ESPN's excellent documentary about Hurricane football, "The U." And fortunately for us, he has offered his travel tips for those heading down to Miami for Super Bowl XLIV.  

"You got start out at the beach. You know it's legal for the girls to be topless here, right? Chill there for a while, soak it all in. That'll put you in the right mood. Wet Willie's during the day is the jump-off spot. Everybody be there, chillin', hangin' out. Then you hit happy hour at the strip club. We have two of the greatest in the world, Tootsie's on 183rd and King of Diamonds. KOD gonna be crazy all week. Lotta [NFL] players will be up in there.

After that, meal time is important. You don't have to go to some fancy place in South Beach. Keep it simple -- gotta fill your stomach up with some rice, some potatoes, some s--- like that, so you cool when the alcohol hits. Then you go to the club. Not a strip club, a regular club, place like Club Cameo. Don't be there at 11 or 12. That's when the tourists show up. Three's about right. Hang at the club for a while, but don't sit in the chair, or they'll know you a tourist. Sit on the back of the chair, or stand up on it. Wave your bottle around. That's how we do. Then maybe around five or six, it's back to the strip club. Sleep in, and then do it all over again the next day."

(via Hot Clicks)

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