Indianapolis Super Bowl Rap Is Endearingly Dorky

Indianapolis cannot possibly compete on open ground with New Orleans in a pre-Super Bowl rap battle. The city produced L’il Wayne, Juvenile, Master P, Mystikal, and the Cash Money Millionaires. A good third of the city just needs a beat and a bullhorn to drop an effective verse in parking lot with an audience of three people.

Indianapolis, however, is Indianapolis, and has two options: attempt to compete head-to-head in a straight, irony-free battle rap (and this is a pretty good attempt to do that,) or go the doofus route and just go full funky dork-attack.

As you can see, put in some Super Mario Brothers and the Mr. Ed tones of Seanie Mic, and the dork-attack route can be an effective one.

“One city’s known for their bigass racetrack/ the other city you get beads if you have a rack.” Well-struck, Seanie Mic. You alone stand on the stage of battle triumphant.