Super Bowl Prop Bets: Your Guide To Gambling Nirvana

Football and gambling, that's what America does (eff yeah!). That's what makes the Super Bowl so...super. Sure, the rest of the NFL season is great for the gambling degenerates in all of us, but the Super Bowl is simply a cut above when it comes to indulging our need to place a friendly wager on everything.

Want to bet on how many times CBS will pan to Reggie Bush's beau, Kim Kardashian during the big game? Or who the game's MVP thanks first (don't bet against God)? Then this is your game; this is your time. And with that in mind, let's take a minute to consider some of the more idiosyncratic bets you can make this Super Bowl Sunday.

How many Masters promos will CBS run with Tiger Woods?: Over 0.5 (-1,000,000), Under 0.5 (+250,000)

Will Cheetos run an ad with a psychedelic portrait of Peyton Manning?: Yes (-160), No (+140)

Tim Tebow's much-hyped anti-abortion ad will feature demon sheep: Yes (+150), No (-250)