I will lose my audience in the first ten seconds by complaining in monotone about doing the things adults do in life. I will have the guy from Dexter narrate my advertisement, thus infecting the entire ad with creepy serial killer cooties. I will moan about performing basic personal hygiene because you know brushing your teeth is like sooooo hard. I will appeal to the most misogynistic and yet spineless of men by blaming women for the hellish misery of my employed, pampered existence.
I will make a really, really creepy commercial. Then, I will ask you to buy a car.
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Disagree!
I thought this was a great advertisement! Captured the viewers attention, kept them waiting for the climatic moment.
by Oaklanda12 on Feb 7, 2010 8:12 PM EST reply actions
Whiners
don’t have a place in my world. But I did enjoy the bit about “I will listen to your opinion of my friends, and I will listen to your friends’ opinions of my friends.” Mrs MtnEer and I have that conversation regularly ( we’re all heathen savages).
"There's an angel on my shoulder, but the devil's at the wheel." - Jonatha Brooke
by MtnEer_in_SC on Feb 8, 2010 10:28 AM EST reply actions
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