We're back to Lindsey Vonn in Sports Illustrated? Already? OK, association game time: Here is Lindsey Vonn's Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue spread. And here's fellow skiier Lacy Schnoor, and snowboarders Hannah Teter and Clair Bidez. Notice anything in particular about these four photo sessions? That's right: None of the girls have been slathered in body paint. By SI standards, that's absolutely demure. So quit your screaming about objectification before it starts and appreciate that these girls had the decency to wear hats, boots, and in Teter's case, pants in the magazine. They are clearly well-bred creatures of high moral character. U-S-A! U-S-A!