Updated throughout the day with quick takes from staff.
Tim Tebow did not throw at yesterday’s NFL combine workouts, since he’s retooling his new throwing motion “Blue Steel,” and plans to unveil it on the world at Florida’s pro day on March 17th.
He did run drills, however, and tallied a 6.66 in the 3-cone drill, clearly a sign that Tebow will be successful in the pros because he has sold his soul to the devil, and his contracts (while binding) are unusually effective. If you doubt this, ask clients Bill Belichick and Brett Favre, who both have longstanding agreements with the devil that have yielded substantial success in the NFL. (Belichick’s is a trick play, as he has no soul, and thus gets to skate on the deai.)
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Love this article. Belichick > Satan.
I know what I'm talking about, I started at right guard for the 1992 College Park Falcons.
by Johnnysixnut on Mar 2, 2010 7:51 AM EST reply actions
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