Lane Kiffin Is About To Go All George Mason Up In Here

↵I think Esquire is about to get more than they bargained for with ↵this little joke they stuck in their otherwise dime-a-dozen March ↵Madness 64-team bracket of random items. Since they're a men's magazine, ↵the bracket is about hot women, naturally. And Lane ↵Kiffin: ↵

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↵Kiffin's inclusion generated Amber Alerts from EDSBS ↵and Doctor ↵Saturday, which has seen him take a comfortable lead on Natalie ↵Gulbis, who is the No. 1 seed in the "sports" regional. It also generated this post, which reiterates the previous ↵two: America. Love it or leave it. Lane Kiffin No. 1. ↵

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↵Kiffin has a two-to-one edge so far and if he gets by a second-round ↵matchup with Erin Andrews he's headed for the final four, where Megan ↵Fox or someone from Mad Men will disembowel him. It's one thing to vote ↵against a bad picture of a golfer you've never heard of and quite ↵another to ruin the infinitesimal chance you will run into Megan Fox one ↵day and she will ask "did you vote for me or Lane Kiffin in the ↵2010 Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive Bracket?" ↵

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↵Yes, Esquire will rue the day they made a mockery of their hot chicks ↵tournament. Or they will head to the pageview vault and swim around like ↵Scrooge McDuck. But probably the former. ↵

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This post originally appeared on the Sporting Blog. For more, see The Sporting Blog Archives.

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