Dr. Hootie To Get You Out Of Work To Watch The Tourney

Every year there are more and more dodges and promotions designed to get people out of work in order to watch the first two days of the NCAA tournament. One of the most attention grabbing in recent years have been urologists pushing men to get vasectomies in order to have an excuse to spend four days recuperating on the couch while the games are on.

But then maybe some might think that's a lot to sacrifice just for a couple days of uninterrupted basketball viewing. Perhaps more underhanded tactics are what's called for. To that end, Hooters is giving out fake doctor's notes to those skipping out on work to watch the games at their restaurants. Bonus: the coupon is signed by "Dr. Hootie" and is redeemable at Hooters for a free appetizer. Obviously no guarantees that your boss will fall for a cheap forgery. [Link is moderately SFW]

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