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by Spencer Hall • Mar 2, 2010 4:02 PM EST
That's the new USA World Cup Nike kit for the men's national team, and just seeing it makes me want to re-animate Hitler's corpse just to beat him up all over again and remind him what time it is: YANKEE DOODLE O'CLOCK. The jerseys are made of recycled materials, an appropriate choice given the recycled design that pays homage to the diagonal slash of the 1950 USA team that scored a breakthrough 1-0 victory over England. Truth bomb! Hang three of these jerseys in a totalitarian state for fifteen minutes and their government will collapse while cash money rains from the heavens spontaneously.
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Is it bad that my first thought went to LotR?
Elrond: Anduril, Flame of the West, forged from the shards of Narsil!
Aragorn: Sauron will not have forgotten the sword of Elendil. The blade that was broken shall return to Minas Tirith.
/nerd off
"I just wanna find some rockets!"
by Whohah on Mar 2, 2010 4:16 PM EST reply actions
Tell her you miss her whispering eye!
Boom. Outta Here.
by Ryan Gilliss on Mar 2, 2010 4:57 PM EST up reply actions
I don't know
I am not a very big fan at all. Did you see the white kit? It looks terrible. The sash is a novel idea but terribly executed.
This link has a nice twist to the sash idea:
Larry Munson: "Whaddya got for us Loran?"
Loran Smith: "Well Larry, I'm down here with Charles Grant...and he just loves boiled peanuts!"
Larry Munson: "Good stuff, Loran"
by loran smith on Mar 2, 2010 5:17 PM EST reply actions
http://soccer.fanhouse.com/2010/02/26/new-u-s-world-cup-uniforms-fall-wide-of-the-mark/
Link didnt work above
Larry Munson: "Whaddya got for us Loran?"
Loran Smith: "Well Larry, I'm down here with Charles Grant...and he just loves boiled peanuts!"
Larry Munson: "Good stuff, Loran"
by loran smith on Mar 2, 2010 5:18 PM EST reply actions
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