Real Talk With Morris Almond

There are a lot of reasons to be on Twitter, but it’s okay if you’re not. It can be a huge drain on your time and energy, and it’s tough because you sometimes have to sift through a lot of junk to find the real gems. That’s where we come in.

When something’s relevant, we’ll share it with you. And Morris Almond, a D-League All Star currently playing for the Springfield Armor, is definitely relevant. Or at least, really really Real.

He needs his own talk show. And with that in mind, here’s a little series we’ll call “Real Talk With Morris Almond.” What follows are his finest observations from the month of February, along with some brief commentary added.

Paintings on my wall, autographed jerseys and some flat screens. have you ever seen a shark with some wings?

Be honest: You ever seen some wing-sharks?

Jets over ya head…Monsterz under ya bed. hold ya self together, you showing her that you scared!

Cowardice is a weak emotion. Chin up, son.

if he dies…HE DIES.

Rocky 4… That’s some real talk right there.

driver was cool, man. real cool. he’s no longer the driver. he’s the homie.

Can we get the driver a Twitter feed?

breakfast for dinner. live from Cracker Barrel. what’cha know about it? man, yall clueless.

Breakfast for dinner. What’cha know about it?

way my cell phone echo, I swear they listenin’

“Who’s They?” If you have to ask the question, you’re not real enough to know the answer.

How To Make It In America needs a Ari Gold. or a Johnny Drama.

That show needs a comedic anchor. For real.

not a lover. or a fighter. just a shooter.

Free Mo Almond. Can I get an Amen?