Your Television Loves You: What To Watch On Saturday, March 20

Here's how SB Nation recommends you operate your television set on Saturday, March 20. All times Eastern.

College basketball (NCAA Men's Tournament)
(Note: all games are on CBS. Not all of these games will be shown in entirety. To watch them all online for free, head over to NCAA® March Madness on Demand®.)
1:05 - (10) St. Mary's vs. (2) Villanova.
3:20 - (13) Murray St. vs. (5) Butler.
3:35 - (14) Ohio vs. (6) Tennessee.
5:40 - (9) Northern Iowa vs. (1) Kansas.
5:45 - (11) Old Dominion vs. (3) Baylor.
5:50 - (11) Washington vs. (3) New Mexico.
8:10 - (7) BYU vs. (2) Kansas State.
8:15 - (9) Wake Forest vs. (1) Kentucky.

College basketball (NCAA Women's Tournament)
ESPN2 - All-day coverage.

NASCAR
2:30, ABC - Scotts Turf Builder 300 (Nationwide Series race). Our own Jeff Gluck is covering the race.

NBA
9:00, NBA TV - Hornets at Jazz.

NHL
2:00, CBC - Senators at Stars.
7:00, NHL Network - Canadiens at Maple Leafs.

Soccer
1:30, FSC - Arsenal vs. West Ham.
6:30, FSC - (Friendly) NY Red Bulls vs. Santos FC.

AMC
Mad Men. Unlikeable protagonist remains completely unable to identify with, and the show pretends to explore gender issues, but there is maybe a 5% chance that a guy's foot will be mangled by a lawnmower.

TV Land
Hopefully it's the Wonder Years episode where Kevin's dad is all like, "you can't read the cereal box, Grandpa, you shouldn't drive," and Kevin's grandpa sells him the car for a dollar because he is a nice grandpa.

Local programming
Car dealership commercials try to refer to March Madness without referring to it, employing the use of "Mad in March," "March Angst," "Unsatisfied Third Month of the Year," and "March Gladness." Old man throws pretzel.