Now, see? If you’re going to have fun on April Fool’s Day in this day and age, you need to accept that everyone knows. Everyone knows that things are going to be faked, sweded, repackaged, fraudulently presented, and foisted upon the reader all day on 4/1. It’s a given.â†µ
So why not work with it and just milk some more crazy juice from the endless pipeline of madness that is Jerry Jones? And have him buying the wreckage of the Titanic to refloat and display in the JerryDome?
One source tells NBC-DFW that the company, which also runs the controversial traveling “Bodies” exhibit, may also provide JerryWorld with “one to three” cadavers, which are preserved and then posed.â†µ
â†µAny display in Cowboys Stadium, the source said, “would likely come in the form of a football stance or something related.”
Pros: Everything, because for all you know Jerry Jones might actually be plotting this at this very second.â†µ
Cons: Could have used a Tony Romo joke. The internet loves those.â†µ
Grade: A+ (Again: might be happening right now.)