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by Sean Keeley • Apr 14, 2010 11:20 PM EDT
During tonight's Mets-Rockies game, commentator Keith Hernandez used one of the commercial breaks to discuss his mating technique when in the vicinity of an attractive female. Unfortunately for him (but fortunately for us), the telecast came back sooner than expected.
The identity of the lucky lady will almost certainly remain unknown. Somewhere, deep down in her heart of hearts, she knows that she noticed that mustachioed man staring daggers at her from across the square there. And she liked it. How could she not...he's Keith Hernandez.
H/T: Jimmy Traina
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He won the MVP in 1979.
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