I have had disagreements with people at sporting events. I have apologized for my wife when she dropped a 16 syllable profanity over a false start call. I have done the same when I drunkenly spilled an entire Diet Coke over an old man’s head. These things happen, and you take them graciously, just as I courteously allowed the old man to beat me senseless in front of a jeering crowd at the Georgia Dome.â†µ
These things happen.â†µ
However, um, this?â†µ
Clemens, 21, positioned himself behind the 11-year-old’s chair, stuck his fingers down his throat and vomited on the girl and her father, police said.â†µ
“He leaned forward, he projectile vomited all over me and my daughter,” Vangelo said with a look of hurt splashed across his face.â†µ
Edit the prior statement to these things only happen in Philadelphia. The young man in question chose to vomit on an off-duty cop, which I’m sure made his arrest more pleasurable and courteous for him.â†µ
The cop in question described it as “projectile vomiting,” which technically isn’t true unless the guy swallowed a brick first and then coughed it up…which I’m sure some Phillies fan has already thought of and is working on at this moment.