I have had disagreements with people at sporting events. I have apologized for my wife when she dropped a 16 syllable profanity over a false start call. I have done the same when I drunkenly spilled an entire Diet Coke over an old man’s head. These things happen, and you take them graciously, just as I courteously allowed the old man to beat me senseless in front of a jeering crowd at the Georgia Dome.
↵These things happen.
↵However, um, this?
↵↵↵Clemens, 21, positioned himself behind the 11-year-old’s chair, stuck his fingers down his throat and vomited on the girl and her father, police said.
↵“He leaned forward, he projectile vomited all over me and my daughter,” Vangelo said with a look of hurt splashed across his face.
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Edit the prior statement to these things only happen in Philadelphia. The young man in question chose to vomit on an off-duty cop, which I’m sure made his arrest more pleasurable and courteous for him.
↵The cop in question described it as “projectile vomiting,” which technically isn’t true unless the guy swallowed a brick first and then coughed it up…which I’m sure some Phillies fan has already thought of and is working on at this moment.