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The one thing you need today is more information about Tim Tebow, since you haven’t heard enough about the underpublicized dark horse NFL draft prospect from little-known NCAA football upstart Florida. For instance:
1. He’s not going to be there. The cell phone reception at his parents’ house is weak, so he’ll be watching it somewhere else. Since he’s in Jacksonville, we recommend a unique local eatery like Applebee’s or Chili’s.
2. He could, in theory, fall to the Vikings. If this scenario actually happens, the combination of Favre and Tebow in the same place will create a media singularity so dense it will suck in half of downtown Minneapolis. Brett Favre will attempt to throw a ball into it to test its depth, and will instead hit a DB in stride for a game-breaking INT TD return.
3. Tebow Tebow Tebow. If you’d care for an analysis of Tebow at every draft spot, you could go to Dan Shanoff, who wrote this blog post in a dreamy haze staring at the webcam he has hidden in Tebow’s nightstand.
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