Fake Scoop Jackson At The NFL Draft: Swagger Alert!

To help in our live analysis of the 2010 NFL Draft at Radio City Music Hall, we've enlisted the services of America's favorite Swagger expert, Fake Scoop Jackson.

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Brrrrr... Is it cold in here? Oh yeah. Ice cold.

Demaryius Thomas just broke the damn thermostat. Get a coat, hater.

Uncle Scoop gives this ensemble a 10 out of 10. Don't let the baby blue fool you... That's grown man swagger right there. See the pocket square? 'Course not.

You were too busy checkin' out the shades. And the windsor knot? Damn.

From ashy to classy to just plain, nasty. Demaryius. Even the name has swagger.

After the draft, it's the afterpartyyyy... And please believe, wherever it is, you better bring an overcoat.

Demaryius is puttin' the haters on ice tonight.

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