Dez Bryant Endures Worst Job Interview Ever At Hands Of Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland

You're sitting down for a job interview. Everything seems to be going pretty well. You're going over your references and past experiences, explaining why you'd be a good fit for the position. You even crack a witty remark or two. And then your interviewer hits you with this gem: Is your mom a prostitute? Is the interviewer:

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A) One of your bros

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B) An antisocial jerk right out of some dystopian, American Pyscho-esque dimension

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C) Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland

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If you answered B) and C), then you must be Cowboys draftee Dez Bryant. Indeed, according to Yahoo!'s Mike Silver, Bryant endured this playground taunt line of questioning  from Ireland when the former Oklahoma State star sat down with the Dolphins brass during the pre-draft process. Seriously.

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While Ireland undoubtedly thinks he was giving Bryant a shrewd psychological test right out of his boss Bill Parcell's playbook, Ireland was really only doing one thing: being an irredeemable douchebag. And in not taking the bait, Bryant demonstrated that you don't need a "good" upbringing to have class. Hopefully Ireland was taking notes.

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