Tiger Woods Sound Board Is Entertaining, Suggestive

If you like blowing time at the office by pressing buttons on a screen to make celebrities say suggestive and lewd things, then today is your Christmas in April. Slate’s Tiger Woods Soundboard allows you to string together the following phrases bitten from Tiger’s press conference and leaked cell phone calls:

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you can play it with hands, you can play it with all body, you can play with anywhere in between, you play on the right side left side

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I have a love and a passion for getting that ball in the hole a lot

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Somehow it all sounds more alive and passionate than the actual Tiger Woods, too. Technology: It’s AMAZING.

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