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by Jon Bois • May 28, 2010 7:59 PM EDT
Our Texas Rangers blog, Lone Star Ball, has put together a post exploring what many fans believe about money in sports: that players are paid far too much, they're greedy, they're the reason ticket prices are so high, etc., etc.
Lone Star Ball is absolutely correct...
[A]thletes make lots of money because the owners are able to charge high ticket prices. Revenues drive player salaries, not the other way around.
...but I do understand why some fans think the way they do. Really, I do. $10 million a year, let's say, is an incomprehensibly large amount of money. My understanding of basic economics is at loggerheads with my emotional, reactionary side, which will tell you things like, "players should donate 90% of their money to homeless people. They'd still have a million dollars!"
But if there's one thing I like to pick on, it's naiveté, so here is a basic flowchart illustrating the logic of the fans in question.
PROBLEM
In the old days, players were paid a common man's wage, eatin' lunch outta lunch pails, ridin' the train to work, fixin' their own water heaters, just like you an' me! Also, the owners got all the money
The Reggie Jacksons and Roger Clemenses of the world started demanding a bunch of money because they are greedy

Ticket prices go up to a million billion dollars

I still have to buy tickets because baseball is awesome

All the players blow our hard-earned money on cars and marijuana drugs

The marijuana drugs make them go crazy and demand even more money

I still have to buy tickets because if my son doesn't get to go to baseball games, he will not experience the classic American childhood and will probably grow up to deal marijuana drugs
SOLUTION
Make ticket prices like five dollars or something

It will be like back in the old days, when players lived in regular people houses

I'll walk out of my house and see Albert Pujols mowing the lawn next door and I'll be like, "hey, can I borrow your hedge trimmers?"
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I'm thinking that would make for a good Dugout
Fiya Minaya.
by BringBackBobby on May 28, 2010 8:15 PM EDT reply actions
Weed doesn’t make you crazy!
by RACE!! on May 28, 2010 10:09 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
We hang out all the time.
Well played, sir. Well played.
If Brad Pitt is playing Beane who do you want playing you?
JD: Eddie Guardado.
by GhettoBear04 on May 29, 2010 12:29 AM EDT reply actions
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