Report: USC Investigation Results To Be Released This Friday?

Hey, check it out! Movement on the NCAA Committee on Infractions' investigation of USC athletics!

The NCAA committee on infractions will release its findings regarding the USC football and basketball programs on Friday, a source with knowledge of the situation told ESPN.com's Dana O'Neil on Sunday.

Just for context, this is why this is getting a touch exasperating:

The NCAA infractions committee held a hearing in February in which USC presented its responses to allegations of NCAA violations.

Sure they're handing the report down Friday. SURE THEY ARE. Sure. Pete Carroll will look his age before we see a shred of this thing. We are all of us Charlie Brown fruitlessly running after a football that will forever be snatched from our reach by the Committee's Lucy. (Reggie Bush is Sally.)