Just A Friendly Reminder Before The Preakness And Belmont...

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If you plan to attend the Preakness or Belmont, are a wealthy owner of a horse, and do not have a fetching lady in a sundress to decorate your arm, we have a friendly reminder for you: you may still order one from Churchill Downs. Shrink-wrapped for freshness, our overstock will not be undersold or overestimated in terms of quality. Order now in order to guarantee delivery by next weekend's pre-Preakness parties!

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(HT: The always excellent Big Picture.)

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