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by Jon Bois • May 7, 2010 7:48 PM EDT
In the first quarter of Friday's Game 3 against the Celtics, LeBron James is giving tomorrow's newspapers every excuse to read, "Elbow? What Elbow?!?!?" Hey, pretty neat, anyway, James has scored 21 points in the first quarter alone, thanks to 8-for-10 shooting from the field.
But what are 21 points worth in "yeah, but you're wearing a crap uniform" currency?
13 points, maybe? It looks like the punk kids from down the street sprayed Cheez Whiz all over your grandfather's Buick. C'mon, y'all.
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