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by Tom Martin • May 9, 2010 2:33 PM EDT
Hello, there. My name is Drew Rosenhaus, and I'm a sports agent. You may have heard of me through my experience as a representative of first-rate athletes such as Terrell Owens. My dedication to my clients is unparalleled, and if you want more money, you will get more money.
As my website clearly states, Rosenhaus Sports has continued to dominate the competition through a formula of hard work, hands-on personal attention, resourcefulness, and EXCUSE ME WHILE I CHOP THESE BURNING BRICKS WITH MY BARE HANDS.
NEXT. QUESTION.
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WTF really? That’s crazy
by RACE!! on May 9, 2010 2:52 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
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