Steven Seagal has already done so much in life: Aikido master, stuntman, horrible blues singer, movie star, one-man straight-to-DVD industry, deputy sheriff, living proof that a mid-life move to Louisiana will result in truly extraordinary weight gain, being proclaimed a lama by the Dalai Lama himself...he's done it all.â†µ
He's not through, however. In between meals, he trained Anderson Silva in Aikido, and appears to be dangerously fast for a man of his girth and age.
Silva flinches when Seagal hits him, and he does not appear to be faking it, so the man clearly has some chops left in that "fat-martial-arts-guy-who-can-whip-you-ass" kind of way. Remember the key to surviving a Steven Seagal assault, however: have food at the ready, and throw it to the side as a countermeasure to throw him off your trail. Not carrying a fistful of pizza rolls was Silva's first mistake. Listening to the autographed CD of Seagal's music will be his second.