Shocker: USC Won't Receive NCAA Investigation Results This Week, After All?

Ever have that feeling that you're running out of ways to say there is not nor will there ever will be any meaningful movement on the USC/NCAA investigation front? I'm sure there's a French word for it. In related news, you'll just never guess what's happened now:

As of Thursday afternoon, Southern California was still waiting to hear from the NCAA on when an infractions committee decision will be announced, meaning almost certainly nothing will happen this week.

The NCAA typically notifies schools 48 hours in advance of an infractions announcement and then delivers the committee report 24 hours ahead of time, according to NCAA spokeswoman Stacey Osburn. She would not speak directly to the USC case.

At this point, I would like to humbly suggest that everyone with even the slightest vested interest in this case move on with their lives. Plant a garden. Read a book. Read ten books. Watch your children grow up. You will accomplish all of this before anything else of remote interest happens in this case.