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by Spencer Hall • Jun 30, 2010 10:39 AM EDT
DEAR BELOVED FRIEND:
I MUST REQUEST YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENTIALITY FIRST IN THIS MATTER. I HAVE TOTAL CONFIDENCE IN YOUR ABILITY AND MOST HIGH CONFIDENCE IN MAKING THIS A MOST SECRETIVE OF EFFORTS TO ENRICH YOU AND YOUR ASSOCIATES GOD BLESS.
I AM TOP OFFICIAL AT THE NIGERIAN SPORTING ASSOCIATION AND FEDERATION OF NIGERIA AND HAVE ACCESS TO ONE SOCCER TEAM SUSPENDED FROM INTERNATIONAL PLAY FOR TWO YEARS. WE HUMBLE CIVIL SERVANTS AND SOCCER FANS GRIEVE THE LOSS OF OUR SUPER EAGLES ABILITY TO PLAY INTERNATIONAL MATCHES AND WISH TO BOOK MATCHES FOR THEM AGAINST FOREIGN TEAMS OF GREAT TALENT BUT ARE UNABLE TO DO SO DUE TO MANY SPIES AND NEFARIOUS INFLUENCES HERE IN NIGERIA A TROUBLED PLACE SIR BY ANY ACCOUNTS.
THEREFORE WE NEED A FOREIGN PARTNER OF HIGH VIRTUE TRUSTWORTHINESS AND EXCELLENT GROOMING AND HYGIENE SUCH AS YOURSELF TO EXECUTE SAID CONTRACTS WITH TEAMS. COMMISSION WILL BE PROVIDED FOR BOOKING SAID ILLUSTRIOUS AND HIGH PROFILE GAMES AGAINST TEAMS AND WE RECOMMEND YOU BEGIN IMMEDIATELY PLACING DEPOSITS AT STADIUMS AND WITH IMPRESSIVE AND PRESTIGIOUS TEAMS LIKE MANCHESTER UNITED AND ARSENAL WITH ALL DUE HASTE IF GOD IS WILLING TO GRANT US SUCH GLORY.
PLEASE SEND US YOUR BANKING INFORMATION INCLUDING ACCOUNT NUMBER AND ROUTING NUMBER TO MAKE THE TRANSACTIONS POSSIBLE AS WE WERE ONLY ONE GOAL AWAY FROM ADVANCING FROM GROUP STAGE AND BELIEVE PRESIDENT GOODLUCK IS INCORRECTLY NAMED HAHAHAHA WE ARE QUITE HUMOROUS IN NIGERIA. NOW SEND YOUR BANKING INFORMATION TO RECEIVE FUNDS AND YOUR TEN PERCENT COMMISSION FOR BOOKING THESE MATCHES WHICH WILL BE VERY LUCRATIVE AND RESULT IN MANY LUXURY AUTOS PARKED IN YOUR DRIVEWAY.
I MUST EMPHASIZE THAT THIS IS NOT A SCAM AND GOD BLESS
YOURS IN GOD AND TRUST,
EKWANE IMPO
NIGERIAN SOCCER OFFICIAL OF GREAT IMPORTANCE AND VAGUE TITLE
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sounds legit!
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains
by Chekhov's Spread Gun Option on Jun 30, 2010 10:47 AM EDT reply actions
ALL CAPS= SINCERITY AND PASSION
The artist formerly known as TCOAN
by Lady Commenter on Jun 30, 2010 10:52 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
you had me at BELOVED
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by Alabama ManDance on Jun 30, 2010 11:04 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
On a serious note
Wouldn’t it be wise to keep the program going to improve. On the fun side, nice work and a job well done and my bank information is on its way.
Mountain West Connection The best site for MWC sports!
by Jeremy Mauss on Jun 30, 2010 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
Epic success
www.silversevensens.com
by Peter Raaymakers on Jun 30, 2010 11:10 AM EDT reply actions
This doesn't look fishy at all
"I really didn't want it, but now that I've won it, it's nice. It's an honor. It's nice to know people don't think you're a total idiot. ... It must have been a poor year for coaches." - Doug Moe...talking about winning 1987-88 Coach of the Year award.
#3 + #6 + #15 + #1 = , and no, it's not because of Anthony Carter.
Antoine Walker will win the 2015 NBA 4-point shooting contest. That's right, I said it first.
by LACK on Jun 30, 2010 3:05 PM EDT reply actions
I shall be replying to him shortly.
He sounds very trustworthy.
Sweet 16
by bluexfalcon on Jun 30, 2010 7:43 PM EDT reply actions
Nice work
...just apologize for not thanking me.
by kidbourbon on Jul 1, 2010 12:03 PM EDT reply actions
hahaha
love it!
by Chris Postupalski on Jul 1, 2010 11:00 PM EDT reply actions
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