Well, what can you say about Pocono?
Not much, really.
So we're hoping someone does something exciting to spice up the traditionally sleepy Pocono race weekend. And no, we're not talking to you, Mother Nature.
We'll be watching from home instead of at the track this weekend, but you can still check back here for updates, news and analysis.
And of course – more important than ever on Sunday – the live race chat that will help 500 miles of racing in a triangle seem more bearable.