Thoughts On Matt Holliday's First Round In The 2010 Home Run Derby
Jul 12 8:55p
by Jeff Sullivan
- Attractive woman in a Taco Bell commercial attracts men in a crowded bar by keeping fresh bacon in her purse. Message: attractive women need all the help they can get if they want to find a partner. I don't think Taco Bell really thought this one through, on any level.
- Except I do kind of want bacon now. Too bad Taco Bell isn't the first establishment that comes to mind when I think about bacon. Taco Bell paid a few million dollars to advertise for Oscar Mayer.
- I don't have anything interesting to say about Matt Holliday's first round because Matt Holliday's first round has sucked a lot. Erin Andrews is taking an opportunity to have a chat with Albert Pujols. Albert Pujols, on the sidelines, while Matt Holliday flails away and hits pointless line drives. This doesn't make a lick of sense. I hate the Home Run Derby.
- Some late life for Holliday, as with nine outs he hits four consecutive dingers with the gold ball. Those four dingers cost State Farm $68,000. Haha State Farm
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