2010 SEC Media Days Schedule: Alabama, Florida Lead Off

SEC Media Days start Wednesday, and SB Nation will storm the gates six strong to cover every imaginable angle of the three day hypestravaganza. I'll be there for the mothership, Holly Anderson will have EDSBS covered, Cocknfire from Team Speed Kills will be breaking in a new Mac for the network's dedicated SEC site, and we will bring two Joels: one from Rocky Top Talk, and one from Roll Bama Roll. You can never have too many Joels in your media army. 

The schedule for the nation's most saluted collection of slightly pudgy men behind laptops eating chips in an fiercely air-conditioned room follows. 

Wednesday, July 21 (1 - 5:30 p.m.):

ALABAMA: Coach Nick Saban

Players: RB Mark Ingram, LB Dont’a Hightower, QB Greg McElroy

Question no one will ask: "How many points will you win this year's national title game by, Coach Saban?" <----Reporters flip over tables run, pull fire alarm as Saban turns red, glows, and detonates. 

MISSISSIPPI STATE: Coach Dan Mullen

Players: DB Charles Mitchell, QB Chris Relf, OL Quentin Saulsberry

Question no one will ask: "If we each give you and Kentucky a dollar, will you leave so we can talk to Urban Meyer about his esophagus?" 

KENTUCKY: Coach Joker Phillips

Players: WR-QB-PR-KOR Randall Cobb, DE DeQuin Evans, TB-KOR Derrick Locke

Question no one will ask: "Hey, where's Coach Brooks? He sick or something?" 

FLORIDA: Coach Urban Meyer 

Players: DE Justin Trattou, C Mike Pouncey, SAF Ahmad Black 

Question no one will ask: "Are you happier this year now that you have a real quarterback?" 

Thursday, July 22 (8:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m.):

GEORGIA: Coach Mark Richt 

Players: WR A.J. Green, P Drew Butler, FB Shaun Chapas

Question no one will ask: "I was wondering if you'd let a few of us take your players out for a few drinks after this is over, coach." 

ARKANSAS: Coach Bobby Petrino

Players: QB Ryan Mallett , TE D.J. Williams, DE Jake Bequette

Question no one will ask: "Are you interested in the recently vacated coaching position at Vanderbilt, Coach Petrino? DON'T BE SHY YOU CAN TELL US." 

VANDERBILT: Interim coach Robbie Caldwell

Players: LB Chris Marve, RB-RS Warren Norman, LB John Stokes

Question no one will ask: "Did you know 'interim' Latin for "to be fired in December?'" 

SOUTH CAROLINA: Coach Steve Spurrier 

Players: FB Patrick DiMarco,  LB Shaq Wilson, DE Cliff Matthews

Question no one will ask: "Do you miss Lane Kiffin? If so, what color rose would you send him if you had to send roses? I'll bet you it would be pink. They are so pretty, after all. Just like Lane." 

Friday, July 23 (8:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m.):

AUBURN: Coach Gene Chizik

Players: OT Lee Ziemba, LB Josh Bynes, DB Aairon Savage

Question no one will ask: "Lee Ziemba, what was it like playing for Pat Dye?" 

TENNESSEE: Coach Derek Dooley

Players: TE Luke Stocker, DE Chris Walker, LB Nick Reveiz

Question no one will ask: "What do you plan to do to avoid disappointing those used to the endless triumphs of the Lane Kiffin era?" 

LSU: Coach Les Miles

Players: QB Jordan Jefferson, LB Kelvin Sheppard, CB Patrick Peterson

Question no one will ask: "Coach Miles, what time is it?" 

OLE MISS: Coach Houston Nutt

Players: DT Jerrell Powe, DE Kentrell Lockett, OT Bradley Sowell

Question no one will ask: "Hey, was that Jevan Snead working the valet stand out there, coach? I think it was him since he tried to throw me my keys and they went three feet over my head."