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So, LeBron is crankypants, because in addition to being an internationally recognized superstar athlete, unfathomably rich and seeing no end in sight to either fame or fortune, he also insists upon being liked:
All of you. Do you hear that, internet? That's the sound of royal fury descending upon your person with a righteous fierceosity. James probably means to take out his frustrations on the basketball court, but where's the fun in that? Here follows a series of tantrums fit for a king:
YOU THERE, JETERFAN3 I AM COGNIZANT OF YOU CALLING ME LEBITCH. A LIEN ON YOUR HOUSE!!
LeBron James
KingJames
THIS TWITTER IS ELECTRIFIED AAAHHH YOU ARE BEING SHOCKED RIGHT NOWLeBron James
KingJames
IF YOU'RE READING THIS IN CLEVELAND YOU'RE PROBABLY IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY HAHAHALeBron James
KingJames
I WILL SALT THE SCORCHED EARTH OF THE PEASANTS OF OHIO WHO ARE THEMSELVES THE SALT OF THE EARTH SEE WHAT I DID THERE LeBron James
KingJames
THIS POX UPON YOUR KITH AND KIN SPONSORED BY JERGENS FOR ALL YOUR IRRATIONALLY CHAPPED ASS NEEDS CHOOSE JERGENSLeBron James
KingJames
@ ALL HATERS I WILL STEAL YOUR WALLETS AND DONATE THE CONTENTS TO BOYS AND GIRLS CLUBS OF AMERICA #PHILANTHROPYLeBron James
KingJames
MUCH LIKE DELICIOUS VITAMIN WATER I AM FULL TO BURSTING WITH SUSPECT INGREDIENTS THAT WILL KILL YOUR ASS IN LARGE DOSESLeBron James
KingJames
IF YOU THINK THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SAVAGE JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE EVEN BETTER ONE I'M GOING TO MAKE WITH TWO OTHER REALLY GOOD DUDESLeBron James
KingJames
MORE LIKE ANDERSON VAREWHO. OR WHAT. ANDERSON VAREWHAT.LeBron James
KingJames
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I’m almost petrified to see his reaction when he realizes I didn’t Damon Jones…
"I want to be that guy. I want to be the reason the Bulls are back."- Derrick Rose.
"I'm never leaving Chicago."- Derrick Rose
by Cosmis on Aug 10, 2010 11:19 PM EDT reply actions
Uh oh
Looks like LeFruit got his twitter yapped. Sucka
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"Champagne in the plane...we already have it"
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by mikehurley4 on Aug 12, 2010 12:34 PM EDT reply actions
Well that was good for a lot of laughs.
good job!
by BigBabyCollin on Aug 12, 2010 7:18 PM EDT reply actions
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