Every day, we'll canvass the internet for some of the finest bits of insight you'll find from athletes, ANYWHERE. Really, you won't find it anywhere else, because these are completely made up.
Earlier today, the Washington Post's Mike Wise caused a bit of a kerfuffle over some false "reporting" on his Twitter account. At the same time, Carmelo Anthony was still explaining how he totally did NOT offer $5,000 to anyone who assaulted a groupie named Kat Stacks.
But just a few minutes ago, Wise crossed the line. In Carmelo's eyes, anyway.
Source says @carmeloanthony wants out of Denver IMMEDIATELY. Source cites gambling debts as reason for urgency. He IS on Jordan brand...
Don't believe what you hear, y'all. Lotta people talkin, not a lotta people walkin tho. #RealTalk
Ayoooo... Twitter fam. We family, right? Who wants to go smack @mikewiseguy upside his bald ass head?
@carmeloanthony See? This is what I'm talking about! This is how rumors get started!
@MikeWiseguy huh? So you're solving the problem by becoming the highest-profile version of the problem? WTF?
@TyLawson3 No no.. I'm exposing the problem by becoming a caricature of the problem. Ya know?
@TyLawson3 Wow. Good point. Noted.
Yall like money? I got 5 stacks to whoever pisses on @MikeWiseguy's head when he walkin down the street. LITERALLY!!!!!
So, this is news: @carmeloanthony wants to videotape someone urinating on me. Not sure what that means.
Someone hacked my account!!! Damn. Twice in twos days ...... #Crazy Sorry bout all that noise back there.
@MikeWiseguy C'mon Mike... We're all trying to do our jobs over here. Carmelo wants to urinate on your head? Really?
@MikeWiseGuy His last tweet was more than 24 hrs ago, Mike. You're better than this.
Okay, guys. Lesson. Learned.