(Fake) Athlete Tweets: Carmelo Goes To War, Mr. Wise Learns A Lesson

Every day, we'll canvass the internet for some of the finest bits of insight you'll find from athletes, ANYWHERE. Really, you won't find it anywhere else, because these are completely made up.

Earlier today, the Washington Post's Mike Wise caused a bit of a kerfuffle over some false "reporting" on his Twitter account. At the same time, Carmelo Anthony was still explaining how he totally did NOT offer $5,000 to anyone who assaulted a groupie named Kat Stacks.

But just a few minutes ago, Wise crossed the line. In Carmelo's eyes, anyway.

Source says @carmeloanthony wants out of Denver IMMEDIATELY. Source cites gambling debts as reason for urgency. He IS on Jordan brand...less than a minute ago via web

Don't believe what you hear, y'all. Lotta people talkin, not a lotta people walkin tho. #RealTalkless than a minute ago via web

@carmeloanthony ay what up big bruh? that last tweet ain't make no sense. Lmao. U sound like @KingJames #realtalk #gibberishless than a minute ago via Echofon

Source: the @carmeloanthony charity (www.carmelocares.org) is an elaborate ponzi scheme. #whitecollar #blamelebronless than a minute ago via web

Ayoooo... Twitter fam. We family, right? Who wants to go smack @mikewiseguy upside his bald ass head? less than a minute ago via web

@carmeloanthony See? This is what I'm talking about! This is how rumors get started! less than a minute ago via web

@MikeWiseguy huh? So you're solving the problem by becoming the highest-profile version of the problem? WTF? less than a minute ago via Echofon

@MikeWiseguy that's like the Nuggets signing a big man that shoots 2 much and sucks on D. #Ohwait #AlHarrington #SMHless than a minute ago via Echofon

@TyLawson3 No no.. I'm exposing the problem by becoming a caricature of the problem. Ya know?less than a minute ago via web

@MikeWiseguy So ur tryin to act like @KingJames too? #cotdamnless than a minute ago via Echofon

@TyLawson3 Wow. Good point. Noted. less than a minute ago via web

Yall like money? I got 5 stacks to whoever pisses on @MikeWiseguy's head when he walkin down the street. LITERALLY!!!!!less than a minute ago via web

Videotape that ish and send it to me. put it on Youtube, daily motion, facebook. lotta video hosting sites out there. #newMedia #givingback #CarmeloCaresless than a minute ago via web

@carmeloanthony Ain't u supposed to be the #Franchiseplayer ? My ass. #SMHless than a minute ago via Echofon

So, this is news: @carmeloanthony wants to videotape someone urinating on me. Not sure what that means. less than a minute ago via web

Someone hacked my account!!! Damn. Twice in twos days ...... #Crazy Sorry bout all that noise back there. less than a minute ago via web

@MikeWiseguy C'mon Mike... We're all trying to do our jobs over here. Carmelo wants to urinate on your head? Really? less than a minute ago via web

@dcsportsbog No really. Go to Twitter.com/carmeloanthony for proofless than a minute ago via web

@MikeWiseGuy His last tweet was more than 24 hrs ago, Mike. You're better than this. less than a minute ago via web

@MikeWiseguy Have u ever heard of the boy who cried wolf? google dat ish #parables #RealTalkless than a minute ago via Echofon

@MikeWiseguy @Tylawson3 Or he could just read my book, Quiet Strength: The Principles, Practices, and Priorities of a Winning Life.less than a minute ago via HootSuite

Okay, guys. Lesson. Learned.less than a minute ago via web

 

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