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When you hear the words "Brandon Spikes sex tape", what do you imagine?
Personally, I think pain. Eye-gouging, dreadlocks swinging, a dark room, and the grainy, discolored cinematography they used in the move Belly. Did Hype Williams direct Spikes' sex tape? Because he should have.
Even if you're not familiar with the Patriots LB (and former Florida All-American), just the name "Brandon Spikes" sounds like someone that's 6'2 260, and professionally well-versed in administering pain. Not the person you want to watch making love. Because Brandon Spikes doesn't make love; he punishes people.
Right?
Err... Maybe not. His sex tape isn't quite the dystopian snuff film befitting a professional ass-kicker—it's actually a profoundly weird Chatroulette session, where he just sort of lays there next to another girl, staring into the camera. So I guess it's more of an awkward, out-of-place professional mistake befitting an NFL rookie.
I watched it this morning so that you don't have to, but if you insist... Click here.
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