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It's no Crime Of Middle-Naming, but Missouri football is making a late yeoman's run at the piddly offseason arrests crown held in perpetuity by the Georgia Bulldogs. First, the Tigers' O-line coach gets arrested for failing a sobriety test while parked in an athletic complex parking lot, and then ... this happens:
Missouri defensive tackle Dominique Hamilton and safety Jarrell Harrison were both cited for first-degree trespassing early Tuesday morning, Columbia police spokeswoman Officer Jessie Haden said. Security at Brookside Townhomes called MU police at 1:50 a.m. when the two players, along with three female MU students, had entered the complex's swimming pool long after the pool area had been closed and locked for the night.
When swimming in public pools in the middle of the night is outlawed, only outlaws will possibly talk the two more compliant of three present female students into a shared night of passion. Dastardly.
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