Every day, we'll canvass the internet for some of the finest bits of insight you'll find from athletes, ANYWHERE. Really, you won't find it anywhere else, because these are completely made up.
Now, I'm a Dallas fan, so I don't have a whole lot of room to criticize here, but LeBron James, who attended last night's Redskins-Cowboys game, grew up cheering for the New York Yankees, Chicago Bulls, and Dallas Cowboys. That's pretty ridiculous. And last night on Twitter, after taking some shots from fans for his favorite teams, LeBron revealed that the Cowboys, Yankees and Bulls are just the beginning...
Damn!! Yall crazy lol.... It's just a game! I'm sayin I respect how the Cowboys and Yankees and Bulls and Canadiens play the GAME
DEEEEEEEEE-JAYYYYYYYYYY KHALEDDDDDDDDDDDD. WEEEE THE BESSSSSSSSSST. (Who?) WEEEEEEEEEEE.
Haaa... RT @TheRealDJKhaled WEEEE THE BESSSSSSSSSST. (Who?) WEEEEEEEEEEE.
@KingJames LEBRONNNNNNN JAMEEEESS. Together we can be the most annoying duo on EARTH. (where?) ON EARRRRRRRRTH.
Aight since yall asking... Favorite soccer team? I used to ride w the Brazilians, but now I think I'm rollin with the SPANISH boys lol
Favorite hockey team? Yall gone be maddddd but... I'm ridin with the Russian national team boy!!!! Lol
When they play Canada I root for my little bruh Sidney Crosby, but otherwise... You can't stop the SOVIETS, SON!! Lol
@KingJames Возьмите ваши таланты в другом месте, Душ Короля. Мы не хотим предателя на нашей стороне
Oh snap. My main man Ovi speakin to me in RUSSIAN now. Haaa... Social media is crazy, yo!!! Yo @ovi8, what you say?
@KingJames I say 'take your talents elsewhere King Douche. We don't want traitor on our side' .... :-)
Damn!!! The hate is so hard out here! Yall #crazy
It's all good though. I love it. At the end of the day, they hate me because they love me. That's true #Prophecy
@KingJames Good Lord ... You are such an irredeemable dickhead. Even I give up. Take your talents to hell
ALL HAIL THE CHOSEN ONE!!!!