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By now, you've probably heard that Jets Wide Receiver Braylon Edwards was busted for driving under the influence last night in New York. He also posted on his Twitter account just a few hours after. What you probably didn't see, however, was a series of Tweets from earlier in Braylon's night. It all started off well, and then... Well, next thing you know, he's alone in a strip club typing slurred hate speech to LeBron James.
Relive Braylon's night here...
Titties here, titties there, titties everywhere. #WeWinnin
This next shot's for Plaxico. #FreePlaxico
This next shot's for Santonio ... #FREESANTONIO
Hello Strip club! Hello Titties! #WeWinnin
AYYY tweeps, yall ever get Patron stuck in your ballin ass beard? . . . Course u don't. Y'all some broke mothaf****s!!! #LMAO
We slurrin, we spillin, we slurrin, we spillin. But it don't matter tweeps, cuz #WeWinnin
Waitress tellin me I gotta call a cab....... #LOL
WHAT I LOOK LIKE MIZZ WAITRESS? Is almost #BentleyTime
1 HOUR LATER
@KingJames uu think I'm afffraid of you son?? Let's baing out dog
10 MINUTES LATER
@KingJames Forr real. We shuld talk. I ain't even madddd man. But forrel where u att rihgt now?
15 MINUTES LATER
A-B-C-D-F-GE-H-I-J-K-LO-M-N-OP--Q-R-ST-V-W-Y-x-ANND-Z... WHy they hatin though? They takin my phone now tweeps... SMH. #FreeBraylon