Braylon Edwards Gets A DUI: Behold The Lost (And Fake) Tweets

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By now, you've probably heard that Jets Wide Receiver Braylon Edwards was busted for driving under the influence last night in New York. He also posted on his Twitter account just a few hours after. What you probably didn't see, however, was a series of Tweets from earlier in Braylon's night. It all started off well, and then... Well, next thing you know, he's alone in a strip club typing slurred hate speech to LeBron James.

Relive Braylon's night here...

Uh, oh y'all... Fasten ya seatbelts because tonight we flyin at 5,000 feet. #Jets #SwagAlertless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

#Pregaming with @Mark_Sanchez and some college chicks... "Tonight's gonna be a good, GOOD night!" #BlackEyedPeas ess than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Club night that's the reason I love life. Right, @Revis24? #LMAOless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Titties here, titties there, titties everywhere. #WeWinninless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

This next shot's for Plaxico. #FreePlaxicoless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

This next shot's for Santonio ... #FREESANTONIOless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Club thinning out right now. #Lame. Guess it's time to throw on my #StripClubTuxedo and hit the next stop... less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Lmao at tha tweeps... Yo, for all wondering, my #StripClubTuxedo is a gray sweatsuit. My personal strip club #UniformPolicyless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Hello Strip club! Hello Titties! #WeWinninless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

AYYY tweeps, yall ever get Patron stuck in your ballin ass beard? . . . Course u don't. Y'all some broke mothaf****s!!! #LMAO ess than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

We slurrin, we spillin, we slurrin, we spillin. But it don't matter tweeps, cuz #WeWinninless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Waitress tellin me I gotta call a cab....... #LOL ess than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

WHAT I LOOK LIKE MIZZ WAITRESS? Is almost #BentleyTimeless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

 

1 HOUR LATER

Ayyy @KingJames f**********k youuuuuuuu. #remembermeless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

@KingJames uu think I'm afffraid of you son?? Let's baing out dogless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

10 MINUTES LATER

@KingJames Forr real. We shuld talk. I ain't even madddd man. But forrel where u att rihgt now?less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

Thrown out the cluub, throwed off the liquor.. It's #bentleytime aka wheres my #batmobile?less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

 

15 MINUTES LATER

A-B-C-D-F-GE-H-I-J-K-LO-M-N-OP--Q-R-ST-V-W-Y-x-ANND-Z... WHy they hatin though? They takin my phone now tweeps... SMH. #FreeBraylonless than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone

THE END

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